Snark Tank

We consider a return to brick and mortar, and it's a close shave

My barber thinks I should open a store.

He’s in a plaza that’s seen its share of ups and downs, but is currently doing pretty well, and is mostly occupied.  It’s a high traffic area, and he’s got more space than he needs in his shop, but his spot is visible and well-appointed, and it’d be a hassle to downsize.  He’s always looking for new neighbors.

He keeps up a steady patter of conversation about the other tenants, good and bad, talking even more to fill the silence when his straight razor or the scalding hot towel on my face keeps me from contributing.  This guy’s on his way out.  That place lost half their staff.  Can you believe what they charge for a meal down the way?

The computer repair guy doesn’t even need a storefront, my barber reasons, but that walk-in traffic is essential.  It builds up your customer base.  And think of all the people coming in with records to sell.  They bring the stuff right to you!  Where’s the downside?