I feel like this one may end up being more preface than story, but some disclaimers are in order up front.
First off, anything I say in the following paragraphs about a “normal day” should be taken with the ass end of a grain of salt. You know this if you’ve been here for long. I have normaler days now than at pretty much any time in my life so far, but when I pass out after dinner and wake up at 1am, all these pretty analytics go out the window.
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